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Just “orange felon” will work in replacement..

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Ha! I admit I’ve occasionally called him a felon. And orange. But I aspire to restrict my snark to areas that don’t involve physical appearance. Or, for that matter, criminal record without referencing specific crime. I don’t always succeed! But this is my goal…

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Jun 13Liked by Jonathan Larsen

I say MORE BIGGER acronyms - bold scarlet letters for each of Trump's litany of horrible offenses. Like DDRTBP - Donald didn't rent to black people and DSTTOIMC - Donald systematically tortured thousands of innocent migrant children. I'm definitely in the minority here.

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Hey, we live in a country premised on protecting minorities! Are you suggesting change it up each time? Provocative thought! What say ye, Newsfuckers...?

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Jun 13Liked by Jonathan Larsen

"...they couldn’t squeeze anything out of Benghazi other than sympathy and respect for Hillary Clinton."

I partly credit the years-long taxpayer-funded Congressional smear campaign for Hillary's 2016 loss. The witch hunt dug up some witchery (private email), and Comey managed to keep that drip dripping right up to the election.

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That's a fair point. I confess I wasn't a Benghaziologist so I should've factored in the impact of what the "investigations" churned up. Thanks for never flagging in, uh, flagging this kind of thing.

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Jun 13Liked by Jonathan Larsen

DCC3FRFP makes me stop to remember all the things it means, especially as it changes. And it doesn’t begin to cover his decades of illegal activity. We get it, so I’d say get rid of it.

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Jun 12·edited Jun 12Liked by Jonathan Larsen

I too have begun to feel that, like Mr. Precedent himself, DCC3FRFP has lingered beyond its best before date.

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Jun 12Liked by Jonathan Larsen

yes, shitcan it.

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Please get rid of it. I think we get the picture.

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I like the pettyness of DCC3FRFP, and read it whole every single time.

Even wondered if you have a macro for it.

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If Substack supported that kind of macro, I'd be all over it!

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Jun 12Liked by Jonathan Larsen

Re the dccwhatever thing. Yeah, get rid of it.

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