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Congrats on 666, next 6666.

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"Attorney General Merrick Garland is believed to be pressing the FBI to make an arrest in this case no later than February 2478."

2 + 4 + 7+ 8 = 21. Blackjack!

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Wow, only 25,000 possible suspects for the pipe bomber. See, if it’d been a black guy, they would have arrested the entire population of D.C. and Maryland within hours.

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I’m guessing it’s Louisiana tradition for fat white men like NunGrabber to find a black person to blame for . . . everything.

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Do you think as many will identify MTG as the pipe bomb carrier from the video just released as did from the still photo back in the day?

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TFN keeps getting betterer and betterer.

Also, I have noticed that no one has blamed the Obamas or Hillary Clinton for the New Orleans drive through nor the exploding Tesla. What’s going on?

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Thank you!

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It's just got that totally warm, fuzzy RICO buzz to it that has taken more tough guys down than the silenced witnesses of the lower, more brutal crimes that get Cousin Rico's undivided attention in the first place. Diligence will be necessary to see that The Re-Co's agenda doesn't disappear Cousin Rico, too.

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Best reporting on New Orleans I've seen. Meanwhile, corporate media is following the Dick Thornberg Playbook.

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666? The Repugnants said you were a godless tool of Satan. Proof positive!

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Jon, don't sweat thank yous. You already do tons of messaging for 666 paid subscribers and who knows how many unpaid folks out there.

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"Only one mention of terrorism, despite Bourbon Street’s obvious appeal for both genuine terrorists and sad fucked-up Jabbar-ian fuckups."

Mapping the growing unrest grows as billionaires steal more from working Americans

https://thedemlabs.org/2025/01/03/billionaire-greed-luigi-mangione-shamsud-din-jabbar-matthew-livelsberger/

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Garland.... sheesh.. an AG for his own time: slow painful baby stepping time.. until it runs out. Oops

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Howzabouta modestly appropriate (approaching the hopefully prophetic?) TFN standard description of The Elect as the "ReCopresident?" It's got that cozy feel of federalness currently missing from the Red House.

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Oooh, interesting! Tricky thing there is, does the "re" imply that the "co" part is being re-ed, too? I also have to admit, although I'm guilty of the President Musk thing (I just did it today), I fear wearing it out or overdoing it, y'know? Especially since we don't actually know that Musk is making any real decisions here. Anyway, I wrestle with it, but always enjoy the spitballing, so thank you!

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Regarding Iran and nuclear weapons, there is just one nuclear power in the Middle East, Israel. One of the lessons for Iran and other Arab countries from Gaza/Lebanon/ and Syria is that to have leverage with Israel they will have to go nuclear. And my guess is that Iran isn't the only Middle East country moving in that direction.

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No one's forgotten Qaddafi.

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So pleasant to wake up at the ass crack of dawn and have this fun and frivolity over the fucking news. Thank you! Outstanding fucking journalism. I may even subscribe. I may even get a mug.

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Don't binge; save buying the mug for later.

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