31 Comments

Exactly the plan - get all of this stuff in the courts

Expand full comment

Trump’s tax cut got me a $2000 federal refund the year it went into effect.

Then the next year my job went away, less than three years before I was set to retire, as a cost-saving measure.

I would have gladly given the refund back to keep my job. That two grand didn’t go very far with no paycheck.

Expand full comment

About the side note, and this is not in anyway original, but how about: tRump's Inquisition Department.

Can be shortened to "tRump's Id".

Expand full comment

The Weather Channel missed a golden opportunity to name it Storm Elon

Expand full comment

Weather nerd here. Shouldn't that be "cold stricken homes"?

Expand full comment

LOL, "heat" is a verb there! "To heat the homes that were struck..."

Expand full comment

Google Maps and Apple Maps haven’t caved yet; it’s still the Gulf of Mexico.

Expand full comment

Has anyone bothered to tell the very stable genius that Mexico is as much America as is the United States of…? Does he actually believe he’s president of America? Or that he has authority over international waters? I guess there’s no end to his ignorance and delusion.

Expand full comment

Oh the catharsis of considering how squidgy that "satanic prayer" made the phony Christians in that OK city council feel on the inside. I hope those words are on eternal repeat inside their fat heads, and make the believe Jeebus is going to smite them just for listening to it, they deserve every bit of anxiety their paranoid delusions make them feel.

I've said it before, but I'ma say it again, cause it's onen'a my very fave "fun facts", it bears keeping in mind that the DSM IV & V contain the following language under delusional disorders: "NOTE: Do not include a symptom if it is part of a culturally sanctioned practice", which is to say, religion is SO indistinguishable from mental illness, that it requires an exception in a manual of psychological disorders. These fucking self righteous assholes make me wanna hurl.

Expand full comment

Stealing and reframing your brilliantly written ambushes on my corporate clients here in the "Frozen Protein Factory" called iowa. Thank you Jonathan and Art Cullen! Yes - I am a hypocrite!

Expand full comment

THANK YOU, Jonathan, for an article with encouraging news in it!

Expand full comment

Evil

Expand full comment

Hello from Landry-ana! Is there a prize for living in godlessness and liberal values in the state with the worst governor?

Expand full comment

Ugh. I’m sorry. That’s all I’ve got. I’m running out of ways to express my disdain for where we’re headed.

Expand full comment

You may have to share the prize! Nancy Mace is rumored to be thinking of running for governor of South Carolina!

Expand full comment

My Medicaid drug coverage wasn't "reduced," it has been eliminated. I am a 76-year-old retired dope-eating hippie. I should Just Say No to being old, I guess.

Expand full comment

If these shitheads end the home mortgage interest deduction they’ll be so unpopular! It would be like unearthing a tape of Donald saying he likes to grab women by their genitalia. Can you imagine?! No one could be stupid enough to still support him, right?

Expand full comment

Doesn't matter. They can't unvote.

Expand full comment

Clearly, Caligula and his ilk are not doing God's Will.

Expand full comment

But you have to admit the Afghan refugee story is heartwarming….

Expand full comment

Good lord, Melanoma - is her portrait airbrushed enough?

Expand full comment

Nothing is ever enough for the golden grifters.

Expand full comment

"Pres. Donald Trump’s executive order in which he pretended he can erase the 14th Amendment"

Just remember, recently the "Supreme" Court already erased part of it.

Expand full comment