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You're so funny, Jonathan! You exactly mimicked the outrageous and egregious hyped-up bullshit the media, heavily influenced by and promoting MAGA and other batshit crazy ideologies, publishes. It's funny in an I-wish-to-DOG-this-wasn't-so-accurate kinda way.

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"But Trump’s family, too, came in to this country, bringing crimes, attacking American women, and not speaking English good."

You had me at "good" LMAO :''")

I know... funny and not funny

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I'm all about continued existence 😁

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Boy, Carville ain't ever going to get over himself with one-liner said a hundred years ago. One thing I hate more than anything in the world is these old fucks punditing away after an election loss. Their life isn't going to change much, they've made their filthy lucre. But they stir up irresponsible shit. They have to say stupid things to feed their overblown egos, stay relevant. Just go away.

Is the unsupreme Roberts asking Pres. Face-eating-leopard to be a good boy and mind him? And not eat HIS face? I think that ship has sailed...

Thank you, Jon for giving a more complete look at the NOLA truck guy. Too much false news out there, I'm sorry you have to read it.

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Thanks, Jeri!

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As an Army Iraq War combat veteran, the fact that New Orleans and Vegas were perpetrated by former and active duty Army should be all over the news. I can speak first hand how abused the military was in our illegal wars and don't even get me started on the VA. I'm sure the right will gloss right over this.

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Veteran hospitals are worse than county we need some money from the defense budget to help our vets!

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Thank you, Lindsay.

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Didn’t Jamie Dimon sexually assault a couple hotel employees some years back (allegedly)?

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Wait, I’m wrong - I was thinking of Dominque Strauss-Kahn. Apologies, will google before posting next time.

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Yeah, well, who can tell one rich f*ck from another rich f*ck ....

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Billy-Bob Jabbar.

Very clever and laughably funny.

Congrats!

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Fucking Carville should shut up and suck a lemon.

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Every time I read TFN I want to share it. Then, every time, I remember that I know no one who would actually read it. This makes me want to know more and better people but outside of Substack I don’t know how I’d find them. I’m old and pretty much housebound. Knowing that there are other readers are out there appreciating the fuck out of TFN makes me feel a little better. I read every single comment. Thank you everyone for existing.

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Ditto, dancing fox :) you made me laugh.

I also need new friends who aren't afraid to exist in reality.

I am grey, a rebel against bs and proud as hell of it all.

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See that, folks? KEEP EXISTING!

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Online friends are real friends!

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I thank God for The Fucking News.

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And I thank God* for you Newsfuckers! (*Not an actual god.)

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1. Let's not forget the asshole Kennedy hogging the mike at the N O press conference to spread the same lies Trump has.

2. Jon's humor/satire is over the top. It gives me hope that I can still laugh through all this shit.

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Sen. Foghorn Leghorn doing his Southern Idiot schtick. I think the role has subsumed him.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

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God, Carville just drives me crazy. His voice is like nails on a chalk board. And well done on finding out where the terrorist was radicalized. Makes perfect sense! TEXASS.

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Another deep dive into reality delivered with World Class Snark! Absolutely worth paying for! Go get 'em Kid!

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Thank you, Cindy!

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This morning MSNBC reported.on THE fox right wing fake news Russian Propaganda Machine and Crooked Trump lying to their weak minded consumers. When Trump and Fox lied about the attack in New Orleans, the reporter chalked it up to typical Trump and actually said "it is what it is." Great in depth reporting... we won't be saying it is what it is... RESIST!!! REGRET THE VOTE.

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I’ve pretty much abandoned even MSNBC as not worth minutes of my life. Musky was wondering how much it would cost to buy the whole kit and kaboodle. I dunno, but it wouldn’t change my viewing habits much. All Trump all the time is so 15 minutes ago, (as the kids used to say).

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It's so 2016... 😆

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