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July 1: Agencies attacked … Christian victory in Ukraine … Trump ruling … Bannon gets a new suit …
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The Christian Right Just Reeled in Zelenskyy
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy said yesterday that his nation is fighting to defend the values of life and the family. He called them the…
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Jonathan Larsen
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Research Shows Coma Patients Capable of Presidenting Better Than Trump
To Serve the Country, News Media Must Step Aside
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Debate Proves Biden Unable to Run Country He Is Currently Running
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GOP Says Lying to Congress Is a Crime If You Didn’t Already Do It to Become a Supreme Court Justice
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Johnson’s Come-to-Jesus Moment Came The Same Day 'The Family' Came to Him
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Dying for U.S. Aid, Zelenskyy Agrees to an Ask from ‘The Family’
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Greg Abbott's Vile Pardon of a Veteran's Murderer
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Biden Unveils Great Replacement Measures
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Debate Proves Biden Unable to Run Country He Is Currently Running
95% of Voters Give 0% Shit
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America’s “Religious Freedom” Is Tying Ukraine’s Hands Against Russia
Legislation to root out Russian collaborators in Ukraine is being held up in Parliament, Ukrainian sources say, to appease evangelical concerns about…
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Supreme Court Signs Up for Corruption Gift Registry
The Supreme Court yesterday said it’s okay for companies to give public officials “gratuities” after those officials award the companies seven-figure…
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The First Rule of Dem Debate Club Is...
Several top Democrats are giving Biden’s camp the same piece of advice...
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Assange Is Free
Wikileaks founder Julian Assange is en route to a U.S. courtroom in the Northern Mariana islands, where he is expected to plead guilty tomorrow to a…
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The Right Is Trying to Steal the Election…from Trump
Donald Trump’s presidential campaign reached a deal last week to put down a secret rebellion within the ranks. On the right...
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Trump Goes Soft on Immigrants Who Are Brainwashed by Academic Elites
Former Pres. Donald Trump told a group of rich tech-bro immigrants that he’ll give them more high-skilled immigrant workers if they’re brainwashed first…
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