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Biden Fucked Trump, Actually

Thanks to shitty media and our own attention spans, we've missed a LOT that Biden and Democrats built...

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AUDIO: Biden Launches Fiery, Populist 2024 Presidential Campaign

The Fucking News for Jan. 17, 2025

Jan 17

16:35

Biden Launches Fiery, Populist 2024 Presidential Campaign

In a speech and interview, Biden unveiled a message sure to beat Trump in 2024

Jan 17

AUDIO: Trump Saves Hamas!

The Fucking News for Jan. 16, 2025

Jan 16

19:24

Trump Saves Hamas!

Besieged terrorists were on brink of extinction until Trump’s bold rescue

Jan 16

AUDIO: Hegseth Gets Woman's Consent for Something

The Fucking News for Jan. 15 2025

Jan 15

22:19

Hegseth Gets Woman's Consent for Something

Sen. Joni Ernst says she is agreeing to do what Trump's Pentagon nominee wants her to do because reasons

Jan 15

AUDIO: Jesus Is Invisible…in the Jack Smith Report

The Fucking News for Jan. 14, 2025

Jan 14

14:40

Jesus Is Invisible…in the Jack Smith Report

Both the special counsel and Senate Democrats are turning the other cheek to theocracy

Jan 14

AUDIO: Media Incompetent at Covering Trump Calling Fire Response Incompetent

The Fucking News for Jan. 13, 2025

Jan 13

22:35

Media Incompetent at Covering Trump Calling Fire Response Incompetent

It's time to stop looking at media that automatically look wherever Trump points

Jan 13

AUDIO: Trump Formally Becomes a Felon Ten Days Before Formally Becoming President

The Fucking News for Jan. 10, 2025

Jan 10

19:00

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