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AUDIO: Musk Orders Trump to Order GOP to Order Shutdown

The Fucking News for Dec. 19, 2024

14 hrs ago

18:05

Musk Orders Trump to Order GOP to Order Shutdown

Speaker Johnson tries desperate tactic to rein in President-elect Musk

15 hrs ago

AUDIO: Okay, But…Who Exactly Was Luigi Mangione Terrorizing?

The Fucking News for Dec. 18, 2024

Dec 18

17:54

Okay, But…Who Exactly Was Luigi Mangione Terrorizing?

Alleged CEO killer accused of terrorism in first-degree murder charge

Dec 18

AUDIO: America Now Partially Immunized Against RFK, Jr.

The Fucking News for Dec. 17, 2024

Dec 17

13:26

Did Dems Press AOC to Sell Out? (And Did She?)

House Democrats reportedly pushed her to support incumbents over challengers

Dec 17

America Now Partially Immunized Against RFK, Jr.

HHS nominee experiences miraculous recovery from past polio vaccine skepticism

Dec 17

AUDIO: Corporate Overlords Revealed as Giant Surrender Monkeys

The Fucking News for Dec. 16, 2024

Dec 16

19:11

Corporate Overlords Revealed as Giant Surrender Monkeys

America’s billionaires fold like cheap suits before Trump

Dec 16

Promises Broken — A Running Tally

An updated list of Trump's already-abandoned campaign promises

Dec 14

AUDIO: UnitedHealth CEO Issues New Policy of Please Don’t Kill Me

The Fucking News for Dec. 13, 2024

Dec 13

21:38

UnitedHealth CEO Issues New Policy of Please Don’t Kill Me

Andrew Witty writes in favor of not getting murdered, please and thank you

Dec 13

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