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AUDIO: Trump Eases Up on Iran, Venezuela; Not So Much on Minnesota, Greenland

The Fucking News for Jan. 15, 2026

14 hrs ago • Jonathan Larsen

21:32

Trump Eases Up on Iran, Venezuela; Not So Much on Minnesota, Greenland

Trump is pumping new oil money to Venezuela's despots but spilled more blood in the democratic people's republic of Minneapolis

15 hrs ago • Jonathan Larsen

Abolish ICE. For Good.

If Renee Good's murder wasn't cause to cut off funding for ICE, the next Renee Good should be

Jan 14 • Jonathan Larsen

AUDIO: More Dems Say They Might NOT Fund ICE's City-Terrorizing and Face-Shooting

The Fucking News for Jan. 14, 2026

Jan 14 • Jonathan Larsen

24:26

More Dems Say They Might NOT Fund ICE's City-Terrorizing and Face-Shooting

Democratic Party torn over whether to keep funding illegal, fascist, autocratic occupation of U.S. cities

Jan 14 • Jonathan Larsen

AUDIO: It's Official: Trump Pegs Value of Human Life at $0.00

The Fucking News for Jan. 13, 2026

Jan 13 • Jonathan Larsen

19:28

It's Official: Trump Pegs Value of Human Life at $0.00

EPA will no longer use monetary value of human life to support curbing pollution

Jan 13 • Jonathan Larsen

AUDIO: No, America Did Not See Two Different Renee Good Videos, Actually

Don't let 'em fool ya; almost everybody who's seen videos of Good's death saw exactly the same thing

Jan 12 • Jonathan Larsen

20:04

AUDIO: Democrats Struggle to Crack Mystery of What ICE Does

The Fucking News for Jan. 12, 2026

Jan 12 • Jonathan Larsen

22:17

Democrats Struggle to Crack Mystery of What ICE Does

Some Democrats who will vote on federal funding have yet to figure out that Trump law enforcement is lawless

Jan 12 • Jonathan Larsen

Here's How Noem Told the Senate She'd Run ICE and Homeland Security

When Senate Democrats questioned Noem about how she'd run DHS, they didn't ask about shooting Americans in the face

Jan 11 • Jonathan Larsen

No, America Did Not See Two Different Renee Good Videos, Actually

Don't let 'em fool ya; almost everybody who's seen videos of Good's death saw exactly the same thing

Jan 11 • Jonathan Larsen

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