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How else are you gonna start each day feeling sane?

Stay informed…and stay sane?

You don’t need to know everything and you shouldn’t. Part of the mission at The Fucking News is to screen out the bullshit that doesn’t matter, offer guidance for navigating the bullshit that does, and surface the bullshit you might not otherwise know about.

At a time when we’re increasingly divided and stratified, the only thing I abhor more than segregating news from people who can’t afford to breach techlord firewalls … is the possibility that I can’t afford to keep doing this for everyone. So, if you can, please become a paying subscriber. I’ll throw in some exclusive stuff to make it worthwhile but honestly the primary benefit is to ensure that everyone has access to our journalism and journo-aggregation.

If you can’t justify the expense, I get it, but humbly suggest that you can also get creative about supporting TFN. You can ask for a paid subscription for your birthday or for any holiday occasion, including but not limited to the one the capitalists co-opted from the pagans: Christmas! You can also give a paid subscription to the fellow newsfuckers in your life!

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