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You do know that Musk, though born in South Africa, was a Canadian citizen when he immigrated from Canada to the US, right?

His story is moderately more complicated than Ted Cruz's (born in Canada to two immigrants (from the US and from Cuba - though his father eventually became a Canadian citizen))

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Garland is a piece of shit and hasnt and wont do shit so who exactly busted him?

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It's the ciiircle of fraaaauuud / and it screws them alllllll <3

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Deport this POS! Who cares how much money he has!

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Clearly, mister, you are faking this reputed cold. No one else (at least no one else I know and I know a shit-ton of good writers) could write this piece. Reposting it under my own name (of course! The associative property of Substack!). Seriously though— thank you.

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If he is convicted, will he be deported?

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Brightened my day right up! So what if North Korean soldiers are going to Russia? Musk might get his either in court or cause he let the orange man down. Either way. I’m up for it.

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They SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT ??? WTF isn't this :

bribery ???

election interference??? Racketeering ???

Money laundering???

And all this is possible because NASA gave him billions in early 2000s

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2 comments:

1) "So where are the cops when you need them? Can we get a Karen to drop some 911 on this shit?"

Why, yes, I'd love to😉

2) "I mean, real men buy their own condoms for fuck’s sake, for fuck’s sake!"

But smart women buy them too, for those times that those "real" men turn out to be not very real at all.

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Absolutely fucking love your writing style! Fuck me :-) so refreshing. And for those that still shy away from this extremely versatile word, check the link below to see just how versatile it really is or if you want to see THE master of the English language use it check out some old George Carlin stage performances.

https://www.quora.com/In-exactly-how-many-different-parts-of-speech-can-the-word-fuck-be-used

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founding

Musk's blatantly criminal act of bribery is a glaring example of the effects of late stage capitalism and the apparent lack of law enforcement on the part of those whose job it is to do the enforcing is another one.

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"And they suggest that paid canvassers are defrauding America™ PAC’s sub-contractors, who are defrauding America™ PAC, which is defrauding Musk, who’s defrauding Trump. The moral arc of the universe, folks!"...

Come on now, Jon. That's not the moral arc of the Universe. That's CAPITALISM!! LOL

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TM,

Scam and scam alike….

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