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If only! Then, how do we rehabilitate those maggots??

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I doubt he’ll quit. The grift is too good.

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he'll be pushing his son, Emperor, or whatever his Ridiculous name is.

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Never gonna happen.

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Thank goodness!

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Where was gas $1.59 a gallon? Certainly not in my state.

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Fun conversation today! And—with some expletives! I remember that the “Bloated Orange Blob” put this gentleman’s uniform on his ‘stage’ as a some sort of grotesque souvenir! It was revolting! Then he hugged and kissed this poor fellow’s actual uniform!! Can you fucking believe this?!? The act of such defilement was so shameful, so irreverent—I felt extremely ill and ultimately embarrassed for the gentleman’s family. The hideous, lewdness of this “Orange Fop” knows no bounds! I hope that “The Almighty” takes him before the election—in which I will throw a “Grand Old Party” in jubilation on my block in Nu Yawk City!!!

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And he's already told people there's no reason to run again if he wins.

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LPO💩🤡🤪🤬

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Please make it so..

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Why is this even reported on. He’s liar.

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I don't think he will. They'll be carrying him away incoherently screaming at the top of his lungs, I'm the president of the United States.

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i dont suppose there's any chance that someone could convince the bloated bloviating bastid to take a trip in the obama time machine and promise not to run again if he loses in november 2020, is there? 😕

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LOVED THIS! so funny! Especially the "Operation ,""Can you hear me now?" line!!! On a side note, "my" ex-husband had a hamburger/fast food diet...he is now dying of Colon cancer.

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Nice start, to a week of losers losing weakly. May we see many more weeks of weakling losers losing.

As for Israel "Rapine for virginity" comes to mind, which is beginning to slosh from all of the head shaking I've been doing.

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It would have been nice to see links to where we could contribute directly to the Florida and Texas D campaigns.

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My journalist DNA has infused me with a lot of angst about this. I’ve certainly thought about doing that, and even more ambitious ideas. One is it’s a staffing/time issue to track down and verify links. The other is click-through rates in generally are extremely low, so it’s not clear how much ROI there is. FWIW, back in the NINETIES I was pushing for the site of the news outlet where I worked to bake in exactly that kind of resource as a default. I failed and it still hasn’t happened!

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