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It never matters what they say, it what they do.

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Would it have been good to include in the one about the border that this happened right after the president of Mexico told him his plan would cost a crap load of American jobs? Or did you just assume that all good NFers would remember that?

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He's not in office yet, and we're already traveling back in time in Education.

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I believe he said (or implied) that he would boot Powell from the Federal Reserve, and now he’s backtracking on that.

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Pretty sure Hegseth only said that to make his confirmation more likely. That’s a promise they want to keep because it punishes opponents.

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Is he uh((pun definitely NOT intended…) coming OR going?!? Is he a “Push me or a Pull you?” Or is it that his mind has always been twistedly obscene and debauched that he cannot distinguish love from rape?!? Aaaaah! So much hideousness with this uh.. fellow!? HEEEELP!!!

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Will virtual thinking be taught? English only? Smart—isolate students from the rest of the world and increase alienation from their families, in some cases.

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I'm sure there is a concept of a plan for virtual thinking somewhere...

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Hey…look at that photo. Can you see the horrendous damage to his right ear from being hit with an assault rifle bullet? Uh no. If such a bullet got anywhere near his ear, he’d missing some or all of his ear, scalp and skull.

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I said at the time I wouldn't put it past Insane Clown to stage such a thing. The oldest trick in pro wrestling is to smack a fake capsule of blood into your ear. No doubt those were real bullets because someone was killed but hey Suckers And Losers right? But I watched the video over and over in slow motion and froze it and his hand was empty as far as I could tell.

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I think a tiny piece of shrapnel hit his ear. Ears will bleed easily if nicked a tiny bit. I scratched my ear once (mosquito bite) and it bled a tiny bit from just scratching lightly.

I didn’t see anything in his hand either, and honestly, I don’t think he’s that quick or coordinated to pull off a capsule of blood stunt, or any other stunt.

However we both know, if an assault rifle bullet touched his ear, he would be missing a chunk of ear, at the very least. Bullet came from his right side, so if it struck his ear directly, it would keep going in to his skull. I think it was FBI, or perhaps local police that said he was struck by a bit of shrapnel. But that was quickly taken out of the news, likely by trump.

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And notice that they took the orange crud off his face.

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Eventually there will be a revolt against all factions of our corrupt government.Let's hope it's not virtual!

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Can I just cut to the chase? He's uninterested in fulfilling any promises he made to convince people to vote for him. We're dead to him. He's simply not interested in anything he promised.

It was all lies.

I'm pretty sure I don't need a scorecard.

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He got elected, so those are now moot.

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This will become a very long list. Many people I know well said they believed him at the time. Our follow-up conversations will be interesting.

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I hope you report back on those convos

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I seem to recall that Trump said he would protect women ‘whether they like it or not,’ then he nominated multiple sexual predators for potential positions of power over, like, lots of women.

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Honestly I really don't give a shit. Insane Clown belongs in jail. Merrick Garland was too chickenshit to prosecute him and Biden was too chickenshit to remove Garland. Kamala was a pom pom waving Barbie Doll. We have a will to lose and we deserve everything that is coming to us.

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“ Honestly I really don't give a shit. Insane Clown belongs in jail. Merrick Garland was too chickenshit to prosecute him and Biden was too chickenshit to remove Garland. Kamala was a pom pom waving Barbie Doll.”

Perfectly said.

For too long we’ve had to choose between “the lesser of 2 evils”.

The Dems became “Repub light”, there only for the corporate money & power. I’m so tired of playing whack a mole. Was it Mark Twain that said “ Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.” What to do when the idiots control the airwaves?

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How much💵 did he bribe his new BFF Marc, the new owner of Time, to put his lying smug orange cratered face on this cover? And how many subscribers have cancelled since?

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I think for a while, Time treated it as an honor, instead of what it was originally intended for: To identify whoever had the most impact that year -- good or bad. I think there's a decent chance it'll be Trump for the next four years.

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I take your point but the fact that the new owner and he are buddies makes it more probable that he’ll be cast as a king.

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I am considering a trip to Mar-a-Lago to get a sense of the man.

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Great idea! And you can then report your unique findings back to Joe and Mica to see if you came away with something helpful that they missed…

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Thanks for keeping track—or at least attempting to do so. There are so many flips and flops by the biggest liar it really takes a village to stay focused on the stupid. A yeoman’s task for sure.

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With many cryptids not officially registered as of yet!!!

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Reporting for duty!

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