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Your beat down of Andrew Witty (and his ghost writer) was epic. Well done! It's amazing to watch corporate leaders become so innocent and socially concerned when they're under threat. We know it's all a lie because it's in such contrast to their usual profit-above-all-else policies.

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Pete whatever his last name is , is a lying piece o’💩

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Funny. Still, violence begets nothing good. That’s why I wrote the novel referenced below instead of trying to go out and deep-six some poor misunderstood CEO of a rapacious, death-dealing corporation.

https://biffogram.substack.com/p/subscribe-to-the-biffogram

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Changing the tune they are singing on women in combat roles and LGBT folx is great, but unfortunately is being done in service to getting somebody in that role who is ethically malleable.

The bigger concern here remains, and actually becomes more likely when senators have plausible denial, that he will order the military to act against civilians expressing dissent.

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Malleable, indeed.

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Hey JL!

Why does it cost $20 to ship a mug and 2 stickers??? That’s insane! Also, a ladies tank top would be nice. Perhaps a racerback. 😁

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Unfortunately, we don't set shipping prices. It's all a massive, sprawling, third-party, opaque, exploitative, capitalist, front-company shell game. Which should sell ladies tank tops and racerbacks! We'll have to look into that...

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It’s like when I ordered shit from the DNC this year. It was like $32 to ship a package that couldn’t have weighed a pound. These fuckers get you coming and going, don’t they? Thanks for looking into tanks! They’re the most important item in my wardrobe. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Update… the shipping cost appears to be static. So I guess I will just order more shit. 🤪

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If that's what it takes, then dammit that's what it takes! (Thank you for supporting the merch arm of TFN Enterprises Ltd. LLC.!)

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Sweet: Prima nocta, or jus primae noctis, refers to a supposed historical right of a feudal lord to have sexual relations with a female subject, particularly on her wedding night. This concept is often associated with medieval Europe, though its actual existence is debated among historians.

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In re: UnitedHealth CEO's plea: How about a response of "Dear UnitedHealth CEO (et. al.) - please stop denial-ing our families and friends to death"?

Too soon? Too pithy? Feedback welcome.

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Ok, love what you say and how you say it. Can’t help the big smile when I read your words!

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Thanks, Eileen. I feel the same way!

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This imbecility will not stand. I would like to see AOC punch Pelosi in the nose. Thanks, TFN!

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Convict trump and his extended crime family proliferate lies as an oak tree drops acorns.

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TFN wrote: “No one would design a system like the one we have,” he lies. “And no one did,” he more lies.

Monty Python replies: "Right, we'll arrest no one instead."

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