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Trump Just Jacked Up the Cost of Your Coffee

Trump's Week One Was a Weak One

AUDIO: Judge Blocks First (of Many) Trump Orders

Judge Blocks First (of Many) Trump Orders

AUDIO: Mr. Trump, Those Suits You Didn't Order Are Here

Mr. Trump, Those Suits You Didn't Order Are Here

AUDIO: Trump Orders 100 Rakes for Presidential Onstepping

Trump Orders 100 Rakes for Presidential Onstepping

The Year of Newsfucking Dangerously

AUDIO: Fauci Inoculated Against Virulent Recurring Strain

Fauci Inoculated Against Virulent Recurring Strain

Trump to End War and Disease, Fulfill Bible Prophecy (...about The Antichrist)

AUDIO: Evangelicals Rejoice ... as Two Non-Protestants Take the Oath

Evangelicals Rejoice ... as Two Non-Protestants Take the Oath

Biden Fucked Trump, Actually

AUDIO: Biden Launches Fiery, Populist 2024 Presidential Campaign

Biden Launches Fiery, Populist 2024 Presidential Campaign

AUDIO: Trump Saves Hamas!

Trump Saves Hamas!

AUDIO: Hegseth Gets Woman's Consent for Something

Hegseth Gets Woman's Consent for Something

AUDIO: Jesus Is Invisible…in the Jack Smith Report

Jesus Is Invisible…in the Jack Smith Report

AUDIO: Media Incompetent at Covering Trump Calling Fire Response Incompetent

Media Incompetent at Covering Trump Calling Fire Response Incompetent

AUDIO: Trump Formally Becomes a Felon Ten Days Before Formally Becoming President

Trump Formally Becomes a Felon Ten Days Before Formally Becoming President

AUDIO: Trump Started the Fire. I Said What I Said.

Trump Started the Fire. I Said What I Said.

AUDIO: What the Media Didn't Tell Us About Trump's Greenland and Panama Threats

What the Media Didn't Tell Us About Trump's Greenland and Panama Threats

AUDIO: Johnson Embraces Trump's Big, Beautiful Package

Johnson Embraces Trump's Big, Beautiful Package

AUDIO: Congress To Do Constitutional Duty and Certify Election of Guy Barred from Office by Constitution

Congress To Do Constitutional Duty and Certify Election of Guy Barred from Office by Constitution

AUDIO: How The Invisible Hand Let a Terrorist onto Bourbon Street

How The Invisible Hand Let a Terrorist onto Bourbon Street

AUDIO: Trump Ties Terror Attack to Immigrant from Texas

Trump Ties Terror Attack to Immigrant from Texas

WTF Is TFN Gonna Do?