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AUDIO: Sanders Calls Trump's Bluff
AUDIO: Trump Throws Small Biz Under Same Bus That’s Bringing in Big-Tech Workers
Trump Throws Small Biz Under Same Bus That’s Bringing in Big-Tech Workers
AUDIO: Musk and Ramaswamy Get Woke, Attack American Workers
Musk and Ramaswamy Get Woke, Attack American Workers
AUDIO: Trump to Charge Taxpayers $86 Billion for Deportations
Trump to Charge Taxpayers $86 Billion for Deportations
AUDIO: Christmas Miracle! — America Learns What "Tariff" Means
Christmas Miracle! — America Learns What "Tariff" Means
AUDIO: Trump Already Losing Wars Against GOP, Panama
Trump Already Losing Wars Against GOP, Panama
Just Shut the Fucking Oil Companies Alfuckingready
Congress Vetoes Presidents Musk, Trump
AUDIO: Musk Grabs Trump By His Johnson
Musk Grabs Trump By His Johnson
AUDIO: Musk Orders Trump to Order GOP to Order Shutdown
Musk Orders Trump to Order GOP to Order Shutdown
AUDIO: Okay, But…Who Exactly Was Luigi Mangione Terrorizing?
Okay, But…Who Exactly Was Luigi Mangione Terrorizing?
AUDIO: America Now Partially Immunized Against RFK, Jr.
Did Dems Press AOC to Sell Out? (And Did She?)
America Now Partially Immunized Against RFK, Jr.
AUDIO: Corporate Overlords Revealed as Giant Surrender Monkeys
Corporate Overlords Revealed as Giant Surrender Monkeys
Promises Broken — A Running Tally
AUDIO: UnitedHealth CEO Issues New Policy of Please Don’t Kill Me
UnitedHealth CEO Issues New Policy of Please Don’t Kill Me
Democrats Are Debating Right Now What The Party's Going To Be
AUDIO: From Hell's Heart, Manchin and Sinema Stab at Thee
From Hell's Heart, Manchin and Sinema Stab at Thee
AUDIO: Cops Fear Mangione Will Inspire Copycats Because Duh
Cops Fear Mangione Will Inspire Copycats Because Duh
AUDIO: GOP to Hegseth Accusers: Speak Out So We Can Crush You
GOP to Hegseth Accusers: Speak Out So We Can Crush You
Luigi Mangione's Valedictory Speech
Conscientious Objectors Won't Help Find Him
AUDIO: Insurance Execs Are Changing...Their Shorts
Insurance Execs Are Changing...Their Shorts
AUDIO: Dispatches from the Front Lines of Class War I
Dispatches from the Front Lines of Class War I
Insurance Slaying Sparks Search for 80 Million Suspects
AUDIO: Trump Skeptical of Trump's Nominations
Trump Skeptical of Trump's Nominations
AUDIO: Here Come the (Secular) Fighters
Here Come the (Secular) Fighters
Kash Patel Defended Palestinian Trying to Buy Arms for the West Bank
AUDIO: I Was Told Pardons Are Unifying
I Was Told Pardons Are Unifying
Trump's CDC Chief Is a (Covert) Christian Extremist
Does…Does Trump’s CDC Chief Believe That Viruses Evolve?
It Wasn't Fox That Made Transgender Issues an Issue
A House Divided Cannot Stand Mike Johnson
AUDIO: Sanders Draws a Red Line
No, Jack Smith Didn’t Kill the Trump Case (He Saved It)
No, Jack Smith Didn’t Kill the Trump Case (He Saved It)
Biden Lock-Blocks Entire Trump Transition
Biden Lock-Blocks Entire Trump Transition
The Media Are Ignoring Trump Nominees’ Christian Nationalism
Medical Miracle: Trump Can Now Hear ‘No’
Medical Miracle: Trump Can Now Hear ‘No’
Gaetz, Trump Defeated by Lone, Anonymous Woman
America Hates Filthy, Shitty-Ass Cabinet It Bought from “Funny” Salesman
America Hates Filthy, Shitty-Ass Cabinet It Bought from “Funny” Salesman
Why They're Really Gonna Kill the Department of Education
Here's Your Naked Transportation Secretary, America
Trump Vows to Use Military to Raise Food Prices
Trump Vows to Use Military to Raise Food Prices
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK, BIDEN — PARDON THEM ALL
Senate Republicans to Pledge Delta Tau
Senate Republicans to Pledge Delta Tau
This Train Carries Transgender People
RFK, Jr. To Reduce Number of Vaccine Skeptics
Look at WHERE Trump’s Sending in the Clowns
Look at WHERE Trump’s Sending in the Clowns
Trump Secretary of State Pick Is Part of Secret, Global Christian Network
Donald Trump and the Legion of Noem
Donald Trump and the Legion of Noem
Christian Assault on Women Leads To “Your Body, My Choice”
Trump Abandons Cats to Haitian Foodies
Trump Abandons Cats to Haitian Foodies
Just Kiss His Needy Ass Already
Democrats Are Picking a New Leader — Is Anyone Watching?
Trump Just Launched His First War — on Christmas
How Uber Drove Away Harris Voters
How Uber Drove Away Harris Voters
Trump Won on Identity Politics No One's* Talking About
Trump Won on Identity Politics No One's* Talking About
The Fucking News Fucking Election Guide
Well, Holy Fucking Shit — IOWA?!?
Kamala Harris Does NOT Need a Landslide
Kamala Harris Does NOT Need a Landslide
Trump Tells Women: He's on Top
Trump Tells Women: He's on Top
Bezos Just Wrote an Endorsement of Not Writing Endorsements
Hold Trump's Beer, Puerto Rico — Now They're Calling Harris a "C--t"
Hold Trump's Beer, Puerto Rico — Now They're Calling Harris a "C--t"
Trump Hosts Massive Harris Get-Out-the-Vote Rally
Trump Hosts Massive Harris Get-Out-the-Vote Rally
Trump to PROVE He's Not a Nazi...with Giant Rally at MSG
Finally, a TRUE Story About Hurricane Survivors Getting Screwed
Finally, a TRUE Story About Hurricane Survivors Getting Screwed
McDonald’s Just Sold Us a Whopper; They’re Political as Hell
Even GOPers Tell Garland: Get Musk
Even GOPers Tell Garland: Get Musk
Immigrant BUSTED in Criminal Vote-Buying Scheme
Immigrant BUSTED in Criminal Vote-Buying Scheme
The (Nuclear) Bombshells Buried in Those Leaked Docs on Israel
New Report Cracks Mystery of Why Voters Trust Trump on the Economy
New Report Cracks Mystery of Why Voters Trust Trump on the Economy
Harris Does Hostile Interview, Changing Nothing Except How People See Bret Baier
Musk Invests $75 Million in Glitchy, Self-Driving Auto…crat
YOU Get a Car Loan! And YOU Get a Car Loan!
YOU Get a Car Loan! And YOU Get a Car Loan!
Party of Election Lies and Climate-Change Denial Shocked by Milton Misinformation
Party of Election Lies and Climate-Change Denial Shocked by Milton Misinformation
Scott Pushed FEMA to Let the Invisible Hand Handle Hurricanes
The Truth About The Trump-Putin Phone Calls
The Truth About The Trump-Putin Phone Calls
Milton Threatens to Deplete National Supply of Trump Lies
Milton Threatens to Deplete National Supply of Trump Lies
Johnson Throws Trump Under Bus at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Stop
Johnson Throws Trump Under Bus at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Stop
Trump Campaigns with Job-Destroying Undocumented Immigrant
The Insane Jack Smith Thing Everyone Missed
The Insane Jack Smith Thing Everyone Missed
Vance DESTROYED in Debate by Rival Donald Trump
Vance DESTROYED in Debate By Rival Donald Trump
Trump Makes Landfall with Category 5 Bullshit
Trump Makes Landfall with Category 5 Bullshit
Hurricane Helene Blows Trump's Mind
Musk Warns That Immigrants Will Do All the Things He Did
Ukraine CAN Be Saved...by JESUS!
Johnson Slams Zelenskyy for “Political” Visit Just Months After GOP Event in Kyiv
Haitians Call the Cops on Trump and Vance
Staff Abandon GOPer Over Old Comments Not as Bad as His New Ones
Known Loser and Quitter Says He'll Quit if He Loses
GOP Embraces Diversity with BLACK Nazi
Israel Rolls Out New Brand of Killer App
Trump and Vance Swatted an Entire City
Springfield Finally Names the ONE Person Not Welcome There
Ex-Trump Voter Attempts to Make Up for It
Republicans Are Eating Trump's Pet
Trump Finally Knows How 9/11 Felt
George Bush IS Endorsing Trump, Actually
The Truth About McDonald's Jobs
Russia Funding the Far Right? Did Nazi That Coming!
Harris Unveiling More Policy for Media to Ignore
Trump Aborts Right-Wing Support in Campaign’s Third Trimester
Vance Disparaged Protestants in 2016 Interview
Harris Survives Dramatic Attempted Interview
War Breaks Out Between Whimsically Named Tech Giants
You Don't Have to Steal Elections If You Steal the Right to Vote
Is Harris Centrist or Progressive?
America, Re-Meet Kamala Harris
House GOP Drops Biden Impeachment Report (and Impeachment)
Coup Victim Gets Prime Speaking Slot
Vance Admitted Lying as an Adult
Harris vs. The High Cost of Things
Vance Recruits More Women for Anti-Vance Army
Trump and Musk Want to Have Freedom. (Yours.)
Vance Wrote that He Avoided “Significant” Combat
Trump News Conference Reveals Why No One Gives a Shit if Harris Talks to Media
Trump & Vance Throw Everything at the Walz … but Nothing’s Sticking
Tim Walz’s Secret Weapon Is Intersectionality
Google Convicted of Stealing the Internet
Trump’s Ukrainian Allies Had Prayer Breakfast Ties
Garland Let Trump Skate on Egypt’s $10 Million
Russia Frees Americans Due to Fear of/Friendship with Trump
Trump Baffled by Basic Intersectionality
Trump Agrees: Harris’s Husband Is “A Crappy Jew”
NRA Decapitated after Failing to Think of Some Sort of Self-Defense Method
Dems Finally Crack the MAGA Cheat Code
Trump Donor Made the Rifle That Almost Killed Him
Trump Open-Minded on Attacking Harris’s Race, Gender
What Speaks Louder than Hating the Sounds of Women Laughing?
Trump Moves to Block Voting by Veterans, the Disabled, Small-Business Owners, Puppies
Democrats Fight for Truth and Democracy Against, Uh, Democrats
Things You Didn’t Know About J.D. Vance
Trump Is Fine; How About the Rest of Us?
The GOP Wants You to Pay More on Your Loans
Alito, Thomas Impeachment Articles Filed
Democrats Panic Over Democratic Inaction on Biden Panic
Aging Democratic Establishment Forgets to Cover Left Flank
Dems Appear Frail, Incoherent in Debate Debate
Trump Granted Historic Workplace Accommodations
Ruling Due Today on Presidents Ruling Absolutely
The Christian Right Just Reeled in Zelenskyy
Research Shows Coma Patients Capable of Presidenting Better Than Trump
Debate Proves Biden Unable to Run Country He Is Currently Running
America’s “Religious Freedom” Is Tying Ukraine’s Hands Against Russia
Supreme Court Signs Up for Corruption Gift Registry
The First Rule of Dem Debate Club Is...
The Right Is Trying to Steal the Election…from Trump
Trump Goes Soft on Immigrants Who Are Brainwashed by Academic Elites
Louisiana Inks Plum Distribution Deal with Fading but Omnipotent Self-Help Author
GOP Dumps Trump's Bump-Stock Ban
Biden Unveils Great Replacement Measures
Surgeon General Seeks Warning Labels for Social Media
Trump Outflanks Dems from the Left
Dems Launch Project 2025 Project in 2024
Alito Admits to Impeachable Theocratic Offense
GOPers Back Pro-Putin Churches in Ukraine
The Moral Calculus of Israel's Hostage Rescue
ATTN: Lefty Billionaires - Infowars Is Up for Sale!
GOP Says Lying to Congress Is a Crime If You Didn’t Already Do It to Become a Supreme Court Justice
Covert Israeli Disinfo Campaign Targeted Black Democrats
Biden Presses Netanyahu to Accept Netanyahu Peace Plan
Fox Botches Reporting on Week-Old Trump Jury Instructions
Freedom Caucus Free to Eat Each Other
Closing Arguments Today as GOP Scrambles to Learn How Trials Work
EXCLUSIVE: Biden Is Blowing a Huge Chance to Fight Inflation
Out-of-Control Republicans Make Abortion Pills Controlled Substances
Prosecutor Asks Court for Warrants to Arrest Netanyahu and Hamas Leaders
National Crime Wave Exponentially Worse Than Reported
Greg Abbott's Vile Pardon of a Veteran's Murderer
Cohen Reveals What Trump Didn’t Know About Trump
Trump’s $1 Billion Bribe Request Matters Less Than What He'd Do for Free
Time to Make a Hamas Sandwich. With Turkey.
“I Said to Bibi, 'Don’t Make the Same Mistake That We Made in America'”
“Does Mr. Hefner Know You Stole His Pajamas?”
Christian Nationalism Just Got Whitewashed from the Ukraine Arms Deal
Biden to Address Antisemitism at Holocaust Remembrance
Methodist God Changes Mind on Same-Sex Marriage
In Praise of Outside Agitators
Protests Fueled by Shitty Response to Protests
Fetterman Sits Out Debate Over Israel
America’s Mayor, White House Chief of Staff, RNC Official, State Party Chair Indicted
“Speaker Johnson Was Staying on His Knees”
Biden Condemns Antisemitic Protests, Says Nothing About Antigenocide Protests
Opening Arguments in Trump Voter-Deceiving Trial
Johnson’s Come-to-Jesus Moment Came The Same Day 'The Family' Came to Him
Netanyahu Scrambling to Avoid War-Crimes Warrants
Christian Right Rises to Save Ukraine as “Bible Belt” for Europe
Man Charged with Murder for Shooting Uber Driver
Christian Senator Urges Killing Peaceful Protesters
Israel So Far Not Launching End Times (in Which It Fares Poorly)
Dollar Store CEOs Fail at CEOing, Blame the Poors
Dems Drive Stake Through Gun-Show Loophole
Dying for U.S. Aid, Zelenskyy Agrees to an Ask from ‘The Family’
Trump Clarifies Clear Lack of Abortion Policy
On Abortion, Trump Splits the Baby
World Leaders Intentionally Blast Netanyahu for “Unintentionally” Blasting Aid Workers
"The Family" Is Landing at Kennedy Space Center
DeSantis Teams Up with Dems to Get Revenge on GOP
Christian Congressman Has "Nagasaki and Hiroshima" Plan for Gaza
Bridge Collapse Snarls Supply Lines for Everything but Metaphors
Christian Nationalist Eyes Appropriations Chairmanship
How They're Already Smearing California's Fast-Food Minimum-Wage Hike
Democrat Wins in Alafuckingbama
Assange Victory May Be Last Gasp
GOP Reveals Only Person in America It Wants Ever to Retire
Johnson Invites Netanyahu to Give Pre-Rapture Address
How Democrats Screwed Up "Religious Freedom"
Not (Just) Age: The OTHER Reason Biden and Trump "Misspeak"
Aaron Rodgers Had History with anti-LGBTQ+ Groups
BREAKING: Mike Johnson Is Christian
March 13, 2024 - Let's SPLIT UP to Find Ukraine Aid!
March 12, 2024 - The Netanyahu Threat They're Not Telling Us About
March 11, 2024 - What No One's Telling You About Macy's
March 8, 2024 - Biden Cracks Laken Riley Case
March 7, 2024 - Biden's Message to America: I'm Not THAT Old!
March 6, 2024 - We just lost Katie Porter
Freethought Caucus Leaders Ride to Przybyla's Rescue
March 5, 2024 - It's Subpar Tuesday!
GOP's Top Mayorkas Investigator Is Benghazi Probe Alum
A Stephen Miller Immigration Aide Helped Impeach Mayorkas
Mayorkas Impeachment Staff Have Theocratic Ties
March 4, 2024 - Trump Ballot Ruling Expected Today
'The Family' Defies Pocan Request for Info
March 1, 2024 - Biden, Trump agree on threat of non-existent invasion
Feb. 29, 2024 - Supreme Court to rule on Trump immunity claim
Feb. 28, 2024 - IVF rights up for Senate vote today
Feb. 27, 2024 - GOP wants to raise taxes...in an election year!
Feb. 26, 2024 - Biden summons Johnson for shutdown summit
Feb. 23, 2024 - GOP tries to kill its own IVF attacks in the womb
Feb. 22, 2024 - GOP erases lying witness from its Biden impeachment bid
Feb. 21, 2024 - GOP's Biden lies were made in Russia
Feb. 20, 2024 - Last chance for Assange to escape extradition
One of America’s Most-Hated Jews Says We’re Getting Antisemitism Wrong
Feb. 16, 2024 - FBI says Hunter Biden informant lied, like, a lot
Feb. 15, 2024 - Kansas City shooting
Feb. 14, 2024 - Mayorkas impeached
Feb. 13, 2024 - Taylor Swift, Antichrist
Feb. 12, 2024 - GOPers buck Trump
Feb. 9, 2024 - Biden remembers, and don't you forget it
Feb. 8, 2024 - Trump case at Supreme Court today
Feb. 7, 2024 - Court rules no Trump immunity
Feb. 6, 2024 - Mayorkas impeachment vote today
Effing Housekeeping (feel free to ignore)
Feb. 1, 2024 - House sends pillaging bill to Senate
Prayer Breakfast Moves into Statuary Hall
Jan. 31, 2024 - Mayorkas impeachment passes committee
Jan. 30, 2024 - Illinois weighs bouncing Trump from ballot
LGBTQ+ Foe Joins Prayer Breakfast Board
Jan. 29, 2024 - Trucker convoy launches today
Jan. 26, 2024 - UN court orders Israel not to genocide
Jan. 25, 2024 - Bidenomics for the win
Bill Would Move Prayer Breakfast into Capitol Rotunda
Jan. 24, 2024 - Border deal ready to sneak through