Sitemap - 2024 - The Fucking News
Dems Appear Frail, Incoherent in Debate Debate
Trump Granted Historic Workplace Accommodations
Ruling Due Today on Presidents Ruling Absolutely
The Christian Right Just Reeled in Zelenskyy
Research Shows Coma Patients Capable of Presidenting Better Than Trump
Debate Proves Biden Unable to Run Country He Is Currently Running
America’s “Religious Freedom” Is Tying Ukraine’s Hands Against Russia
Supreme Court Signs Up for Corruption Gift Registry
The First Rule of Dem Debate Club Is...
The Right Is Trying to Steal the Election…from Trump
Trump Goes Soft on Immigrants Who Are Brainwashed by Academic Elites
Louisiana Inks Plum Distribution Deal with Fading but Omnipotent Self-Help Author
GOP Dumps Trump's Bump-Stock Ban
Biden Unveils Great Replacement Measures
Surgeon General Seeks Warning Labels for Social Media
Trump Outflanks Dems from the Left
Dems Launch Project 2025 Project in 2024
Alito Admits to Impeachable Theocratic Offense
GOPers Back Pro-Putin Churches in Ukraine
The Moral Calculus of Israel's Hostage Rescue
ATTN: Lefty Billionaires - Infowars Is Up for Sale!
GOP Says Lying to Congress Is a Crime If You Didn’t Already Do It to Become a Supreme Court Justice
Covert Israeli Disinfo Campaign Targeted Black Democrats
Biden Presses Netanyahu to Accept Netanyahu Peace Plan
Fox Botches Reporting on Week-Old Trump Jury Instructions
Freedom Caucus Free to Eat Each Other
Closing Arguments Today as GOP Scrambles to Learn How Trials Work
EXCLUSIVE: Biden Is Blowing a Huge Chance to Fight Inflation
Out-of-Control Republicans Make Abortion Pills Controlled Substances
Prosecutor Asks Court for Warrants to Arrest Netanyahu and Hamas Leaders
National Crime Wave Exponentially Worse Than Reported
Greg Abbott's Vile Pardon of a Veteran's Murderer
Cohen Reveals What Trump Didn’t Know About Trump
Trump’s $1 Billion Bribe Request Matters Less Than What He'd Do for Free
Time to Make a Hamas Sandwich. With Turkey.
“I Said to Bibi, 'Don’t Make the Same Mistake That We Made in America'”
“Does Mr. Hefner Know You Stole His Pajamas?”
Christian Nationalism Just Got Whitewashed from the Ukraine Arms Deal
Biden to Address Antisemitism at Holocaust Remembrance
Methodist God Changes Mind on Same-Sex Marriage
In Praise of Outside Agitators
Protests Fueled by Shitty Response to Protests
Fetterman Sits Out Debate Over Israel
America’s Mayor, White House Chief of Staff, RNC Official, State Party Chair Indicted
“Speaker Johnson Was Staying on His Knees”
Biden Condemns Antisemitic Protests, Says Nothing About Antigenocide Protests
Opening Arguments in Trump Voter-Deceiving Trial
Johnson’s Come-to-Jesus Moment Came The Same Day 'The Family' Came to Him
Netanyahu Scrambling to Avoid War-Crimes Warrants
Christian Right Rises to Save Ukraine as “Bible Belt” for Europe
Man Charged with Murder for Shooting Uber Driver
Christian Senator Urges Killing Peaceful Protesters
Israel So Far Not Launching End Times (in Which It Fares Poorly)
Dollar Store CEOs Fail at CEOing, Blame the Poors
Dems Drive Stake Through Gun-Show Loophole
Dying for U.S. Aid, Zelenskyy Agrees to an Ask from ‘The Family’
Trump Clarifies Clear Lack of Abortion Policy
On Abortion, Trump Splits the Baby
World Leaders Intentionally Blast Netanyahu for “Unintentionally” Blasting Aid Workers
"The Family" Is Landing at Kennedy Space Center
DeSantis Teams Up with Dems to Get Revenge on GOP
Christian Congressman Has "Nagasaki and Hiroshima" Plan for Gaza
Bridge Collapse Snarls Supply Lines for Everything but Metaphors
Christian Nationalist Eyes Appropriations Chairmanship
How They're Already Smearing California's Fast-Food Minimum-Wage Hike
Democrat Wins in Alafuckingbama
Assange Victory May Be Last Gasp
GOP Reveals Only Person in America It Wants Ever to Retire
Johnson Invites Netanyahu to Give Pre-Rapture Address
How Democrats Screwed Up "Religious Freedom"
Not (Just) Age: The OTHER Reason Biden and Trump "Misspeak"
Aaron Rodgers Had History with anti-LGBTQ+ Groups
BREAKING: Mike Johnson Is Christian
March 13, 2024 - Let's SPLIT UP to Find Ukraine Aid!
March 12, 2024 - The Netanyahu Threat They're Not Telling Us About
March 11, 2024 - What No One's Telling You About Macy's
March 8, 2024 - Biden Cracks Laken Riley Case
March 7, 2024 - Biden's Message to America: I'm Not THAT Old!
March 6, 2024 - We just lost Katie Porter
Freethought Caucus Leaders Ride to Przybyla's Rescue
March 5, 2024 - It's Subpar Tuesday!
GOP's Top Mayorkas Investigator Is Benghazi Probe Alum
A Stephen Miller Immigration Aide Helped Impeach Mayorkas
Mayorkas Impeachment Staff Have Theocratic Ties
March 4, 2024 - Trump Ballot Ruling Expected Today
'The Family' Defies Pocan Request for Info
March 1, 2024 - Biden, Trump agree on threat of non-existent invasion
Feb. 29, 2024 - Supreme Court to rule on Trump immunity claim
Feb. 28, 2024 - IVF rights up for Senate vote today
Feb. 27, 2024 - GOP wants to raise taxes...in an election year!
Feb. 26, 2024 - Biden summons Johnson for shutdown summit
Feb. 23, 2024 - GOP tries to kill its own IVF attacks in the womb
Feb. 22, 2024 - GOP erases lying witness from its Biden impeachment bid
Feb. 21, 2024 - GOP's Biden lies were made in Russia
Feb. 20, 2024 - Last chance for Assange to escape extradition
One of America’s Most-Hated Jews Says We’re Getting Antisemitism Wrong
Feb. 16, 2024 - FBI says Hunter Biden informant lied, like, a lot
Feb. 15, 2024 - Kansas City shooting
Feb. 14, 2024 - Mayorkas impeached
Feb. 13, 2024 - Taylor Swift, Antichrist
Feb. 12, 2024 - GOPers buck Trump
Feb. 9, 2024 - Biden remembers, and don't you forget it
Feb. 8, 2024 - Trump case at Supreme Court today
Feb. 7, 2024 - Court rules no Trump immunity
Feb. 6, 2024 - Mayorkas impeachment vote today
Effing Housekeeping (feel free to ignore)
Feb. 1, 2024 - House sends pillaging bill to Senate
Prayer Breakfast Moves into Statuary Hall
Jan. 31, 2024 - Mayorkas impeachment passes committee
Jan. 30, 2024 - Illinois weighs bouncing Trump from ballot
LGBTQ+ Foe Joins Prayer Breakfast Board
Jan. 29, 2024 - Trucker convoy launches today
Jan. 26, 2024 - UN court orders Israel not to genocide
Jan. 25, 2024 - Bidenomics for the win
Bill Would Move Prayer Breakfast into Capitol Rotunda
Jan. 24, 2024 - Border deal ready to sneak through